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Self-adjusting Letter of Apology

(not a legally binding document)

Instructions: Fill out the fields, choose the appropriate radio buttons, and
then click the button at the bottom of the page.

Thanks, and Sorry!


Enter your squire's e-mail address for delivery of the Letter of Apology:

Dear

We wish to take this opportunity to apologize profusely
  laugh uproariously
  contact your lawyer
in regard to the unfortunate incident(s) of this past weekend
  hilarious   morris tour
  tragic   summer

 

Please rest assured that every means will be taken to compensate you adequately
  assure you that this will never happen again
  post all relevant pictures on the world wide web

 

Even now our bagman is writing a large check
  squire   drinking someone else's beer
  attorney   drafting a battle plan
Please contact our man in the field with any questions
  overseas bagman   bills
  local police   new evidence

 

We sincerely hope that we can all put this nasty incident behind us
  we never run into you again
  we all learn an important lesson from this
  you were too drunk to remember this
Good luck with the costly repairs
  the reconstructive surgery
  cashing that check

 

Sincerely yours
Up yours!!
Your place or mine?

Squire, Juggler Meadow Morris Men